[Billet d'humour] Au royaume du tapis vert, la Caf couronne le ridicule !
Africa has an incredible talent… especially for turning a football match into a legal drama with twists and turns. The CAF has invented administrative extra time, which lasts… two months. Yes, two. Even Netflix doesn't dare to make seasons that long anymore.
Meanwhile, Senegal naively believed that a match was won after the final whistle. Wrong!
Apparently, one also had to survive the stamp, the phone call, and the dramatic turn of events. Victory annulled, trophy in transit, and logic on sabbatical.
We're told Morocco won by default. A magic carpet, then, capable of turning back time and erasing goals. After Edouard Mendy's towel scandal, now we have administrative pressure. Wringing, folding, and the score disappears.
This saga proves that in Africa, some matches are played eleven against eleven… plus VAR, CAF, and the after-sales service. Thankfully, millions of viewers watched the final live.
Otherwise, we would have been told that Pape Gueye's goal was offside… ever since he was a child. But beware, the final episode hasn't aired yet. The Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) is coming, like a plumber called in urgently to fix a credibility leak. And there, the law might just prevail over the script.
In the meantime, why stop now? Let's replay everything! DRC-Benin due to VAR failure, matches interrupted by refereeing scandals, and even those lost on penalties (you never know, a poorly laced shoe can change the story).
In short, in Africa, football is a simple sport. It now takes 90 minutes, two teams… and a final decision that comes when the Cup is already rusty, like the one from… 1976.
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