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[Humorous Post] Student-MPs: too many scholarships. What about the 50 million 4x4s?

Auteur: Mass Massamba NDAO

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[Billet d'humour] Étudiants-Députés : des bourses de trop. Quid des 4x4 à 50 millions ?

In a country where students protest for a few banknotes while receiving more tear gas than hope, a member of parliament has found the miracle solution: reforming student grants. Yes, it's true, grants are expensive… especially when compared to the 1,300,000 CFA francs a month earned by so-called "regular" members of parliament. But hold on, let's not be logical with ourselves. Some dream of getting up early one day to collect the keys to their Prados, worth 50 million CFA francs apiece. Education is important, but good air conditioning in an SUV is vital for the nation.

And frankly, who better than our elected officials to talk about sacrifices? If you want an example of rigor, look at their legislative output. How many bills are passed in a year? The performance is such that even striking students would applaud them… if they weren't too busy running from police pickup trucks.

Yet Pastef, now the majority party in parliament, had promised a deluge of reforms. A veritable tropical downpour, let's say an avalanche of good intentions. A year later, it's more like a drought.

LGBTQ+ people? Silence. The Family Code? Silence. Applause, yes, with a lot of noise.

Yes, we can always debate student grants. But before asking young people to "make sacrifices," we could start by keeping our word. After all, promises cost nothing. Except when they're left to gather dust in drawers. Then, it's the citizens who foot the bill.

Meanwhile, the only investment that really works is the stock market… but not the students’ stock market: the MPs’ stock market.

Auteur: Mass Massamba NDAO
Publié le: Mercredi 03 Décembre 2025

Commentaires (3)

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    zig il y a 15 heures

    la rupture pastefienne merci aux 54 POURCENT

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    Ils oublient hier il y a 12 heures

    Réaction FDR: Du PS au PDS en passant par l'APR les tensions pareilles n'ont jamais cessé avec d'ailleurs morts d'étudiants. Les hommes politiques Politiciens sont vraiment des salauds dans l'art d'oublier leurs gestions et méfaits. " Ils accusent.... Sonko".

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    Alligator il y a 15 heures

    Chers étudiants, gardez vos reçus de paiement de vos bourses des mois passés.
    Sonko est en train de chercher un rapport contre vous. Il est capable de créer un rapport qui vous épingle. C'est tout ce qu'il sait faire. MDR
    Mbaye rapport boroom Sweet Beauté

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    hum il y a 12 heures

    des bourses de trop kay. Pourquoi on doit forcément supporter les bourses de tout le monde? Les bourses doivent maintenant devenir remboursable et soumis à des critères d'éligibilité plus sévère. Etudiant da nio commencé badola, Agne 100 F, ndéki 50 dafa am sen keur Baye? lolou rek doyna seuk après nguen niouy emmerdé à tout va. Ana ndogo daara yi? Est ce que yena len gueun? Bou len niou faire chier. kou beugne dem diangui tu investis comme tout le monde sinon ngua dem neki maçon et puis merde

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